October 3, 2010

THE COMMONWEALTH GAMES AS I SEE THEM

[I can see the Commonwealth Games  from the insides,  as I am posted at the most amazing Talkatora now SP Mukherjee Swimming Complex next to the world class Boxing stadium. All foreign swimmers have no complaints except there is no hot water in the showers at times and as a swimmer let me tell you hot water opens muscles and foreigners are not used to cold baths. The food stalls are not open, and swimmers spend hours with no food. Some confusion on the contract and outlays. The  Security is very repeated, and time consuming but otherwise they say this is the best they have seen and are experiencing. As  an Indian I feel proud but those poor beautiful sleek bodies get security frisk checked three times by police as I get massaged too to, to get in.]

By Ranjit Rai
The Delhi  Commonwealth Games Inaugural Session
Today as I went to report for work at 7.30  am I saw some few hundreds in uniform on war footing sweeping and painting all the large area around Jawahar Lal Nehru Stadium. It is looking like an Indian Bride ready for the first night, decked up and nervous, as a  virgin would be. Cdr Charlie Boy will consummate the games with Madam following.  

Many thoughts crossed my mind for those who do not live near here, or in
Delhi. Poor you.  I will bore you. But I have to get thoughts  out of my bonnet as I am getting ready for 11 days of daily 6 hours of DD Aquatic English Commentary with two in Hindi which no one will listen to, but will be recorded for DD Sports to show through the year and some snippets in daily news. 

You all  will listen to,  and see sports on TV only where India will win medals and where VIPs go to  JN Stadium - Shooting, Tennis, Wrestling, Boxing, Weightlifting and may be one or two Bronze by chance in athletics and swimming.  The famous Khazan Singh is with me and a smart  Navy Cdr Alloutte pilot   looks after the venue. So I am  in luck.

I can see the Commonwealth Games  from the insides,  as I am posted at the most amazing Talkatora now SP Mukherjee Swimming Complex next to the world class Boxing stadium. All foreign swimmers have no complaints except there is no hot water in the showers at times and as a swimmer let me tell you hot water opens muscles and foreigners are not used to cold baths. The food stalls are not open, and swimmers spend hours with no food. Some confusion on the contract and outlays. The  Security is very repeated, and time consuming but otherwise they say this is the best they have seen and are experiencing. As  an Indian I feel proud but those poor beautiful sleek bodies get security frisk checked three times by police as I get massaged too to, to get in.

Let the CWG Games Begin Today stay at home if you live in
South  Delhi Roads are closed. There will be  minor hitches that media will exaggerate but  Rs 70,000 crore has already been spent and some more as last week was spend time,   which is half our Defense Budget. The CWG with HD Cameras and voice for the first time in India,   is  going to be a grand  success  from what I see, hear and touch,  and what I have experienced,  in the last one week unbelievable.  Take a drink off me if I am wrong. 

I now learn how every body from our President, Sheila, Gill, Kalmadis, hanger- ons  etc. etc.  down to low down federation officials called OC  (OC you see in Blue) have traveled abroad regularly at the drop of a hat in the last 5 years with local sanctions to meetings, obscure games, baton relays and are now learned and ready to bid for the Olympics. Those in RED are 2000 volunteers from colleges working for free and my volunteer in mass communications is from Patiala and living in a Gurdwara he wants to learn B'casting Ann TV tricks. He is learning.  I am happy for that. 

No Olympics  in my time Sir, one CWG scandal is enough but our children will see that, and we are assured like a second marriage, it will be better. More scandal ? We must ask Shashi when he stays in Kotah House again. VIP suites are excellent and empty many times. The food for its price is not bad, and the bar is  cheap, though the Air Force Golf Club has the coldest beer and best Bloody Maries and Tom Collins  in town, with a golf course to boot which rich Navy buying 14 Boeing 737s and Gorshkovs cannot afford. GAG will object to naval officers being on land and enjoying themselves.  That's the way, we are. 

In fact I tell Navy,  all jobs ashore can be done by women, those in category ( Many)  and handicapped, better after all, all  they do is just files and ceremonial( Women look better for that)  "Men should Be Men" and be at sea like Nelson. No one in
Delhi wants their advice on security. We now have a big NSC and an NSA at Ministerial level, what can a Flag officer who was in Saichen, or in the air enjoying oxygen breaking barriers or the poor chap at sea contribute. Zilch,  and we have the best brains in the IAS and IFS. They  topped in exams, scratch backs,  and go to foreign universities and tell us  all the time how useless we are. Till war cometh, we are otiose. 

But if you stand up tall  like ex NDA Kalmadi is doing today,  you get what you want for
India. But you must please some special people too, and only a few good people in power  in India matter  and you may have to  lose your conscience even if you are a PM or a Minister it goes with the job in India.  I hear conscience can be got back with injections made by Ramdev he is opening a Pharmaceutical Company for politicians.  Clinton proved it, " I did not have sex with that woman, but others",  and now he gets millions on the lecture circuit. He has visited India many  times and got educated by a rich Chatwal I have met. He is  an ex navy airman sailor and  he tutored Clinton and we  awarded him for it, and so what if he duped IOB in old times for few millions he made BOMBAY PALACE famous for Indian food in USA , so Bangladeshis could open restaurants in UK. India's carpet bagger,  and now he is entitled to vote. I wish he becomes first Naval MP and Minister for Navy.

CWG is  just a learning curve for us we are told, and we needed to fail a little,  like the 1962 war Henderson Brookes type of secrecy. Its part of growing up, and I seem to agree. My kids fell many times and are doing OK now. Many of us  did not want to fail. And see where we are now, waiting for OROP and failing. When Army was told to build bridges the Chiefs should have stood up,   first give OROP its only 800 crores that is national prestige I would have thought, but they are busy preparing for war.  

I recall   MOD refused the services senior officers  to go to Farnborough when Rahul ordered all   to save money and said the world is going to come to us  at Aero India. What can you learn about 
India's security at Farnborough ? CWG is more  important.  Security is not so important  for 'National Prestige' and who will attack  us no one except the odd Maoist and Chidambaram is doing so well police get kidnapped. Intelligence does what it should,  and they are released.  What's the problem ? IAF is calling back 27 helicopters from UN. Uncle Sam is now with us and sees Japan how rich they became,  saving money on US Umbrella and defense just 1 % and we have 2.5%  we must be loyal butter is always better than guns.  Butter in CWG. 

 I  truly see how pleased foreign athletes and  Officials at CWG are. Poor Indian athletes have been told "get on, get Gold and get Rs 20 lakhs". We have to look after the foreigners and officials first you are "Ghar Ka log go receive the barat". 
India  will come No 3, 4 or 5 in medal tally  so what are we worried even UK is five teams. We even made sure Bolt and then other top athletes dropped out,  so our chances can rise. I did not know Rwanda,  Cook Isles have sent big teams. 

Of course  30% of monies for CWG has been kept away for rainy days, by people who rule us and tell us a bridge which fell was not for the athletes but for us,  for our kin to collect LIC Insurance. We must accept that . They  tell us,  our standards are different from foreigners in many ways,  and this is one of them. Let's not beat our chests in the media about it,  our leaders tell us that is the way
India runs differently. The cat is out of the bag by Barkha Dutt and Sheila agreed.

Our GOP ruling party did this all for us in
Delhi for you and me,  and to keep themselves  in power, they needed easy  money to screw Natishes, Modees, Muywatis  and Buddahdevas in the coming elections if CBI fails. They have to  keep Dr Manmohan's seat warm, who is very good as a top  economist. He  knows it is the  30% black economy that  is what  is making us  richer for world power. Like my golf foursome also know.

I   have few Mutual Funds and stocks. My wife has few FDs to see us through the first part of the 21st Century and they say it’s called DEBT.  When the market crashed she was Happy and she said, " You fool,  I told you go for FDs at least I have some return ...your corpus is now 50% you will make us  die in penury". Today with the market at 21000 I tell her see   I joined the Navy, I was smart,  and see it will touch 30,000 it says on CNBC. I pray daily,   and if Man Mohan in a warm seat knows its black money doing this Mei  mange More. 

But when you see those RED Buses with pilot cars, blue Tata cars  going down blocked roads in
Delhi only for CWG at 100 KMPH be careful they are doing it for national prestige. The athletes and officials are loving it. I am supposed to be double housed in a Hotel in Karol Bagh with my camera man.   I visited the place after 15 years and traveled  by Metro so  prefer to stay at home.  

I noted the  Army built a rugged  Bailey Bridge for Rs 90 lakhs (1 lakh = one hundred thousand) and a slightly better one cost  Sheila's and Reddy's team   Rs 10 crores and lets be honest a political party will need the money for the coming elections and to keep economist Manmohan in a warm seat.  The only thing I worry as an ex spook is every thing in CWG is dependant on Net Centricity, Connectivity and Internet  for CWG.  I hope there is no clever cyber attack. A company called   SIS and Tissot Swiss Timing for the games and huge  MTNL systems for over 1000 crores  ( 1 crore = 100 thousand)  for  all stadiums, TV and Radio and record keeping  are the life lines run by Goras,  as are the Competitions. Some computer geek or foreign country may try, as I know Cyber stuff is key. When my computer gets virus  I go
MAD. 

All Data and records which I call    Intelligence,  on the past  performance and bio of athletes comes  up  on in a special screen while I am commentating  and so less home work and if you can handle computers its fun you can enter a name and get all details and then Yap as if you are a host of knowledge. Sports like synchronized swimming  If DD shows,  you must watch , its very graceful called ballet in the water set to music even classical, and the bodies of all swimmers are streamlined like Baywatch. 

Much  technology by Wiz craft will be on display at the opening with Lasers and Bose speakers and for the military it should be compulsory for the Signals guys to go and see the patching, panels etc like we have in ships, servers and how the data has been fed by a huge  System manned by some 30 Goras called General News Service GNS  at the media centre which I guess will be what DIA should have if they were co-located near a Joint Ops Room Is there one ? The nation should know that so you can phone if you see something wrong. These numbers are secret and you have to ring Delhi Police. He will come running if he can make a buck. 

Delhi is already the sole city to  benefit  in India and how does it matter if  individuals have made packets. I  am sure the Congress has got enough already for the coming elections in Bihar and Bengal. Its official  now.  India does best in   JUGAD and MONEY power. Its even sanctioned by PM for 2 G. As  Gill said the barat has come to the door step,  and we have to get on with the wedding otherwise we will all be bachelors. Surprising for a Bureaucrat to have leaked their  secrets, and so  he is a  Minister now and India is trying to marry USA as K Subrahmanyam and Raja Menon told them the dowry,  solve Kashmir. We should give dowry ...its traditional, unless you love marriage Pakistan which we don't. So  Dowry "dane pare ga. Ladki kee shadi karne paregi." Kashmiris do not know what Azadi is but it as  PM has promised and now he wants all parties to find out what he said.   

Till the media exposed the corruption,  it was a private $ 20 bill affair for the CWG and those in power but its working out fine ...  a high price to pay but worth it.  Enjoy the CWG. I am sure
India's prestige will rise but our ways may not change. Indians Why We Are What We Are...GOOD COMMON PEOPLE I LOVE. See them as volunteers  in RED on TV with no pay they are our future demographic India.