[And
in the days leading up the debate, a rapidly growing, increasingly prominent
chorus of Republican standard bearers made that same he’s-no-Republican
argument, detailing the ways in which Trump betrays conservative principles. This
was a component of Mitt Romney’s message when he delivered his extraordinary
speech on Thursday, telling Republicans that this was a time of reckoning and
that if they don’t say no to Trump, they’re saying yes to the demise of the
Republican Party and, possibly, the country.]
By
Frank Bruni
Does
the size of Donald Trump’s penis matter?
I’m
not being cheeky. I’m not being shocking. I’m noting something that we cannot
lose track of, should not shrug our shoulders about and must not gloss over: Trump
has succeeded at nothing as fully as he has at infusing the presidential race
with a vulgarity that’s absolutely breathtaking.
He
has done so well at dragging his rivals so far down into the sewer with him
that portions of what we watched on Thursday night were a fetid farce. We
actually witnessed an interchange — in the first 10 minutes, no less — about
how well endowed (or not) he is.
It’s
worth stopping for a second, letting that sink in and wondering what it says
about our country and political process right now.
Here’s
how it happened: One of the moderators upbraided Marco Rubio (rightly) for
abandoning incessant pledges of a positive campaign, answering Trump’s
schoolyard taunts with adolescent jokes and jabs of his own, and even going so
far as to claim that Trump had wet his pants under the pressure at the prior
debate.
Trump
butted in to take special issue with one of Rubio’s digs.
“He
hit my hands,” Trump said, alluding to Rubio’s assertion that they were small
and correctly noting that Rubio had insinuated that “if they’re small, something
else must be small.”
Trump
lifted his chin. Puffed up his chest.
“I
guarantee you there’s no problem,” he said. “I guarantee.”
There
is absolutely a problem, and I’m going to be careful here not to characterize
it as big or small or use any adjective related to size. The problem is that
Trump, Rubio, Ted Cruz and John Kasich were on the stage in Detroit to debate their qualifications for the most
powerful job in the world, at the helm of its most important democracy, and
Trump and Rubio weren’t just hitting, but also dwelling, below the belt.
Surreal.
Sickening.
So,
yes, the size of Trump’s penis matters — or, rather, what matters is that it
was an actual subject of discussion; that it reflected and set the tone of the
encounter; and that this tone favors Trump, because it’s where he lives, it’s
his kingdom, and if rivals join him there, they merely become his subjects.
Can
Fox News be the host of every G.O.P. debate from now on?
Remember
the first debate of this election cycle, when there were more than double this
number of candidates and the night opened with Fox’s moderators confronting all
of them, one by one, with what were seen as their greatest vulnerabilities and
flaws?
The
moderators were similarly merciless on Thursday night, at least when it came to
Trump, and Trump was the rightful focus — the whole show. They hounded him
about his inconsistencies, his lies, his lack of specificity — all of it.
If
substance can pull Trump’s voters away from him, the moderators set that up to
happen. If substance can prevent undecided voters from lining up behind Trump, the
moderators gave them a firm nudge in the opposite direction.
And
nothing about Trump’s overly defensive, excessively pouty and sometimes
outright mendacious performance beckoned those voters to his side. Although
there were moments when his ability to maintain his composure was heroic, there
were as many or more when he grew flustered, reddened, sputtered and resorted
to insult, looking tinier than I thought that a man who stands well over 6 feet
Fittingly,
he reached his nadir under interrogation from Megyn Kelly, his nemesis from
that first debate. The subject was fraud charges against Trump University, and every time he tried to portray them as
baseless and the school and its students as the happiest place this side of Disneyland, Kelly pushed back. Confronted him with
contrary evidence. Corrected his selective, self-serving version.
Her
victory was clear when Trump pivoted from defending himself to pummeling Rubio,
saying that if fraud was the topic, Rubio’s poor record of attendance in the
Senate should be examined.
“He
scammed the people of Florida,” Trump said. “He defrauded the people of Florida.”
Of
no small relevance: Florida, which votes on March 15th, is a winner-take-all
primary. Rubio has staked his campaign — his reputation — on winning it. But in
polls there, Trump remains in the lead.
Do
Trump’s voters really care how closely he hews to Republican and conservative
orthodoxy?
Cruz
and Rubio keep making this assumption. They made it anew on Thursday night.
Once
again and at great length, Cruz recited the list of liberal Democrats to whom
Trump had contributed over the years, dwelling in particular on how many checks
he’d written to Hillary Clinton and asking an excellent question: How would
Trump be able to campaign effectively against someone whom he’d supported and
demonstrated such excitement about in the past?
Rubio
denounced Trump as someone “whose positions are not conservative.” He mentioned
Trump’s defense of Planned Parenthood. He disparaged Trump’s commitment to
national defense.
And
in the days leading up the debate, a rapidly growing, increasingly prominent
chorus of Republican standard bearers made that same he’s-no-Republican
argument, detailing the ways in which Trump betrays conservative principles. This
was a component of Mitt Romney’s message when he delivered his extraordinary
speech on Thursday, telling Republicans that this was a time of reckoning and
that if they don’t say no to Trump, they’re saying yes to the demise of the
Republican Party and, possibly, the country.
But
here’s the problem: Trump’s voters aren’t with him because he’s the purest
conservative. Trump is their protest vote, and part of what they’re protesting
is preoccupations of the Republican Party that haven’t improved or been
immediately relevant to their lives. They’re protesting foreign wars, free
trade and the coddling of corporations, and some of Trump’s apostasies are
precisely what draw them to him.
Republican
leaders’ failure to take down Trump isn’t simply a function of hesitancy — it’s
not just about waiting too long. It’s about their own lack of credibility and
authority with the part of the electorate that’s defying them.
Is
it now officially three against one?
One
of the most fascinating dynamics of the debate was the degree to which Cruz, Rubio
and Kasich declined to go after one another, no longer angling to emerge as the
single Trump alternative but working harder instead to erode Trump’s support, no
matter where that support went.
In
debates past, Cruz and Rubio were at each other’s throats. On Thursday night, they
were practically arm in arm, tag-teaming Trump.
This
supported the notion that none of Trump’s rivals maintains much hope anymore of
exceeding his delegate count; what they’re banking on is the ability to gather
enough delegates between them, and to hold Trump’s tally in check, so that he
finishes with a plurality but not a majority and the nominee is decided at the
convention.
Could
some good yet come of Trump’s place in the race?
I’m
going to play Pollyanna, minus the long blond hair and the bow, and remark on a
refreshing development over the last few weeks and especially days. More
emphatically and unequivocally than at any recent juncture that I can recall, Republican
leaders and standard bearers are saying that their party has no tolerance for
any racism, no room for any sexism, no forgiveness for bigotry.
There
have always been Republicans, many of them, who felt this way passionately, but
they often spoke in muffled voices or chose to keep silent. There were racist, sexist,
bigoted voters whom they were all too happy to have. A party needs to reach the
50-percent mark to win elections, and it makes ugly deals and unseemly
compromises to cross that threshold.
But
disgust with Trump and a recognition of the damage that he could do have
prompted many of the Republican Party’s stewards to make unwavering statements
and articulate principles that they’ll be judged by — and maybe even have to
live up to — down the line.
Trump
has reconnected them with their soul or rather, if you want to be a cynic, forced
them to find one.
Maybe
the detour down his pants will amount to something more and better, in the end,
than phallic braggadocio.
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